Semen Cures Depression
Naturally this is bound to provoke controversy but the facts are in. Semen is good for your mental and physical health. The chemicals and hormones in semen has actually been proven to cure depression and lift spirits. Semen contains mood altering chemicals to improve mood and is an excellent anti depressant.
Could oral sex be the secret to curing depression?
Believe it or not, the answer is yes! According to a recent study, which was scientifically conducted, systematically test, and well-researched, semen can help cure women’s depression! However, to be effective, the semen must come from actual sex – so do not plan to start filling prescriptions at a sperm bank anytime soon.
This study should be taken seriously for its potential health benefits in the future. Think of all of the men who donated their time and, let us just say err “resources” to this project.
How Does Semen Cure Depression?
Here is how it actually works: Semen, when consumed during oral sex, stimulates the frontal cortex, the part of the brain where higher level thinking takes place, and the same area that many pleasurable drugs stimulate.
After completion of oral sex, levels of oxytocin, a chemical that improves mood, are off the chart. Participants also scored more highly on intelligence tests after completion of oral sex.
Among college women, risky sex includes intercourse without condoms, so we would expect sex sans condoms to be associated with more depressive symptoms, and more serious depression including suicide attempts.
However, in the Gallup-Burch-Platek study, among women who “always” or “usually” used condoms, about 20 percent reported suicidal thoughts, but among those who used condoms only “sometimes,” the figure was much lower, 7 percent, and among women who “never” used condoms, only 5 percent reported suicidal thoughts. (This study controlled for relationship duration, amount of sex, use of the Pill, and days since last sexual encounter.) So it appears quite possible that the antidepressants in semen might have a real mood-elevating effect.
Finally, recall that in addition to antidepressant compounds, semen also contains two female sex hormones, follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) and luteinizing hormone (LH). FSH spurs egg maturation in ovary. LH is involved in triggering ovulation.
Why would semen contain compounds that encourage ovulation? From an evolutionary perspective, this makes perfect sense.
– Resource Psychology Today.
One patient, only known as S.K. in the study, testified that “My life used to be totally meaningless. But now, thanks to oral sex, I’ve gone back to grad school.”
But seriously ya’ll, there are even more healthy benefits to semen not only mentioned above that are scientifically proven.
More Benefits of Semen:
- Improves Sleep – Semen contains melatonin
- Improves Memory and alertness
- Improves your skin – Contains zinc and other antioxidants
- Reduces Pain – Contains many helpful chemicals such as; testosterone, estrogen, prolactin, opioid peptides, oxytocin, serotonin, melatonin and norepinephrine.
- Prevents morning sickness – But! Only if it’s the same semen that caused your pregnancy!
- Prevents Preeclampsia – a dangerous condition which causes high blood pressure during pregnancy
A quick disclaimer: It is always important to take part in safe sex. It is never recommended that one engage in oral sex with anyone who has not been tested for STDs.
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